Bradley Cooper to voice Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy movie

You handsome bastard.
(via IMDb)

I'm sure this was his lifelong ambition - to play a talking raccoon. Then again, Vin Diesel is allegedly going to voice Droot; a talking tree alien, and Karen Gillan is playing a bald, blue-skinned space pirate, so this movie has already gone a little bananas. The rest of the casting is equally excellent. Glenn Close is playing Nova Prime - the highest ranking member of the Nova Corps (think DC Comics' Green Lantern Corps), Dave Bautista, who wrestling fans will better know as Batista as Drax the Destroyer, Chris Pratt from Parks & Rec as Star-Lord, and Zoe Saldana as Gamora.

Pro-tip: if you catch a raccoon going through your trash and he's packing heat,
just let him go about his business.
(via Geekosystem)